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[cigarbribery]

"foggy nelson speaking! unfortunately i can't come to the phone right now, so leave a message after the beep instead and i'll get back to you asap."
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[shadowglitter]

I looked it up!! I'm trying to find out all the ways you might lose your job so I don't accidentally make it happen.
I'm pretty much the most considerate person in the whole wide world.

[ he doesn't know what Cosmopolitan magazines are, but from context, he assumes it's porn? and, well. he doesn't believe for a second that foggy doesn't have porn. he seems like a porn guy. odin doesn't share this thought, but haha, yeah, okay. okay, foggy. sure. ]

Ugh, you're gonna make me cry. I love you so much. I can't believe you're the same guy who tried to decapitate me after I egged your house.

I've only been dating him for like thirty seconds and I already know all his gross and terrible kinks, so it's going pretty well.
And.
I love him. For real. More than I thought was possible.
I didn't think I could feel like this? After Poe. But, like - it's Peter. It's always been Peter. I've known him since pretty much the day I was ported in, and we've been doing stuff like holding hands and being there for each other even when we've shut out the rest of the world for as long as I can remember.
Kissing him is kind of like kissing a really fidgety and gangly and angry horse?
It's like punching someone's lips with your own lips and then getting a feelings-based concussion because of the impact. Does that make sense? All heavy and stupid. I don't know. He's the best.

We got together on Valentine's day.
Which I think is pretty great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cigarbribery]

I'd make you an award made out of solid gold, but I'm way too broke, so will you settle for a mug with Most Considerate Person In The Whole World printed on it instead?

[Plot twist, he's definitely got some porn hidden away. He's got a working sex drive, okay, he has needs.]

For the last time, I didn't try to decapitate you, I just wanted to talk to you. I'm a lawyer! We aren't supposed to decapitate people.

I'm so glad for you. Seriously. Peter sounds like a real catch, and now that you're telling me about all this I'm only surprised you guys didn't get together sooner. You were holding hands and dropping everything for each other even before you got together? I feel like that should've been a great big Hey So I Think We're Maybe Dating flag.

It makes a weird amount of sense, tbh. Hey, if kissing him's like a horse, [does that mean he's hung like one] does that mean he kicks way too hard? I slept with someone who'd kick in bed once, if he does that, you need a lot of pillows.

Clearly this Valentine's Day is a momentous occasion and why did you not tell me this sooner??? I could've gotten you a cake! Now I went and spent it on a working copier like a dumbass!